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“In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the… Anyone? Anyone?... the Great Depression, passed the… Anyone? Anyone?...
Supercomputer: “The answer to the great question of Life, the Universe and Everything is…” Programmer: “Yes…?” Supercomputer: “42. It was a tough assignment”. Programmer: “42?...
See Pete's Hidden Curriculum Part 2 here. “They can always hurt you more.” This is The Fat Man’s Law Number 8 from the book The...
“I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich” As declared by Jordan Belfort in a motivational speech to his staff in the...
See Pete's Hidden Curriculum Part 1 here Interviewer: “Mr Murphy, what attracts you to the leisure industry?” Spud: “In a word: pleasure. It’s like pleasure...
“Please phone Mr C Lyon ASAP on 0131 334 9171” This was a message from my secretary waiting for me on my computer one morning...
“Number one: you can never have sex. Big no no! Big no no! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do...
“Ah, youth is wasted on the wrong people.” Some will recognise this as one of the many brilliant quotes from what is considered to be...
“When you’re in love, it’s the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” - Richard Lewis [1]. The good news is that we are over...
As a child of the 70s and 80s, there were limited television viewing opportunities. For the duration of the 70s there were only three channels,...
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